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Purple receives the coveted Book of the Clown from wandering clowns.
Purple, holding the tome: "So... the book contains every mystery of our world... and you're saying I can keep it?"
Clown: "There is no book, Sphence."
Purple: "How'd you know my real name?"
Clown: "Chapter 12.""